💰 Choose Rich & Liquidate

Top Stories

BTC $71,546 (+2.4%) | ETH $4,026 (+2.1%) | SOL $148 (+0.9%)

• Bitcoin records its highest-ever weekly close at $68,969, now trading over $71,500

• Nick takes over CT for the weekend spawning the catchphrase "choose rich". The spoof fooled crypto journalist Coffeezilla who published the video “crypto cringe is back”

• An anon dev launched the token $NICK (I choose rich everytime!), which is currently sitting at a 10M market cap

• Kevin Rose sells high-value NFTs including squiggles and a rare Fidenza leading to CT asking if he had liquidated everything and the memecoin $GRIFTER launching which reached over $5M market cap

• Matt Furie launches the Peplicator NFT collection, raising $4.3M from the mint, floor currently sitting at 0.21 ETH

• Ansem starts a crowdfunding effort to get a dogwifhat ad on the Vegas Sphere, with 47% of the $650K goal funded so far

• The #2 Blur farmer dumped ~250 MAYC into bids, gets called out for using a disallowed technique to make the sale, and Blur invalidates all of the points. Floor is currently at 2.63 ETH

• Memeland's Stakeland goes live today, with community member Gringo breaking down features based on the app preview which include $STAKE as a reward. $MEME is currently at a $476M market cap

• Sharky and Zeus won round #1 of LFG voting and will be the next tokens on Jupiter's Launchpad. Introductions for the next round of voting are starting next Thursday

• Faze Banks returns to web3, changes his PFP to a punk, and shills the page @probablynothing, a content/media platform, which promptly got suspended but is now back up 

• The physical Goldfeathers Pudgy Penguins collectible sold out 600 at $249 a pop

• Jack Butcher announces Openen 2.0 at 3/19 at 11PM EST

Top Movers

ETH

• Azuki -5.6% to 4.06 ETH

• Milady +9.5% to 4.69 ETH

• Degods -6.1% to 1.56 ETH

BTC

• Natcats -30% to 0.062 BTC

• Bitcoin Puppets -25% to 0.172 BTC

• NodeMonkes - 25% to 0.5 BTC

SOL

• Bodoggos +35% to 7.1 SOL

• Okay Bears -5% to 6.8 SOL

• Tensorians -11.8% to 54.6 SOL

Crypto

• GALA +7.6% to 2.2B market cap

• NICK +177% TO $7.8M market cap

• BRETT (BLAST) +26% to $418M market cap

Upcoming Mints

• 3/12: Early Gans by Far (BTC)

• 3/13: Pacmoon Airdrop 1 (Blast)

• 3/13: Mikan (BTC)

• 3/14: Crypto Valleys NFT (Blast)

• 3/15: OMB Orange Eyes (BTC)

• 3/18: Professional Degen (ETH)

• 3/20 Opepen 2.0 (ETH)

DISCLAIMER: None of this is financial advice. This newsletter is strictly educational and is not investment advice or a solicitation to buy or sell any assets or to make any financial decisions. Please be careful and do your own research.